Kilroy: So.... just imagine... you're walkin' through the pumkin patch on a cool fall evening. You're trying to find just the right pumkin to... uh... do whatever you hoomans do with pumkins.
When alluva sudden.....
A big, cranky, grey love beastie jumps out at you from between the pumpkins!!
You would scream in surprise: ARRRRRGH!!!
Mommeh: And then the screaming would scare the big grey chicken and he'd go hide under a bale of hay.
Kilroy: Hey! I would not!
Mommeh: And then once that was all over with, he'd just lounge on pumkins.
Kilroy: Oh yeah! It's not like they're good for anything else.... are they? Or... are these the things you use for making scary lit-up faces?
...cuz I hate those. They scary.
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