We accepted the dare (oh mommy don't do this)

We are accepting the dare #4 from The Cat Realm (even though I told momma that she has a stoopid idea). So many kitties have such insightful posts about how they're helping the environment, from cutting up plastic rings to recycling garbage to not using disposable grocery bags.

Those ideas are great, and my beans are doing all that too. However, momma didn't want to copy anyone else's idea so she thought I should tell you all about... (oh mommy, please don't make me do this...)... how we're recycling... lawnmowers.

Yup. Lawnmowers. (Mommy, dis is so stoopid)

Mommy's crazy mean gramma is deciding to get rid of lotsa junk, so she demanded that my beans take some ancient lawnmowers off her hands.

So instead of trashing them, they're going to try to find new forever homes for them. Just like those of us who are recycled cats. I'm not a recycled pet cuz I'm a ditch cat that mommy was blessed to find as a very wee baby kitten. But the other aminals here are recycled pets who've found their forever home here.

P.S. Mommah put the lawnmowers up for grabs on Craigslist and titled each "Grandma's push mower" and "Grandma's riding mower". Mom thought she was being ironically funny. Now a buncha dorks are writing in with condescending comments like they think mom is 12 or something. Real smart, ma.

P.P.S. Oh crow! It's MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY! So I say... Meyarrr!!