Saturday, September 20, 2008

We accepted the dare (oh mommy don't do this)

We are accepting the dare #4 from The Cat Realm (even though I told momma that she has a stoopid idea). So many kitties have such insightful posts about how they're helping the environment, from cutting up plastic rings to recycling garbage to not using disposable grocery bags.


Those ideas are great, and my beans are doing all that too. However, momma didn't want to copy anyone else's idea so she thought I should tell you all about... (oh mommy, please don't make me do this...)... how we're recycling... lawnmowers.

Yup. Lawnmowers. (Mommy, dis is so stoopid)

Mommy's crazy mean gramma is deciding to get rid of lotsa junk, so she demanded that my beans take some ancient lawnmowers off her hands.

So instead of trashing them, they're going to try to find new forever homes for them. Just like those of us who are recycled cats. I'm not a recycled pet cuz I'm a ditch cat that mommy was blessed to find as a very wee baby kitten. But the other aminals here are recycled pets who've found their forever home here.

P.S. Mommah put the lawnmowers up for grabs on Craigslist and titled each "Grandma's push mower" and "Grandma's riding mower". Mom thought she was being ironically funny. Now a buncha dorks are writing in with condescending comments like they think mom is 12 or something. Real smart, ma.

P.P.S. Oh crow! It's MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY! So I say... Meyarrr!!

11 Comments:

Anita said...

Good luck with your old lawnmowers.

Reuse the old machines or to give them to whom need them, is a good way of re-using and avoiding the consumerism. This way your momma helps to our planet.

Nice to meet you!

ZOOLATRY said...

Sorry to disagree with you Kilroy, but we thinks your beans are doing a very good thing recycling all that old stuff... no matter what it is!

Tesla said...

wat wrong wif beans anyways. Dem are silly.

I do hopes yoo an yoor mommeh can sell stuffs. An sumone can gif dat lawn mower anuffer chance at lifes. :) Yoo got nice mommeh.

MEH mommeh iz REALLY stoopid.

no reason. Jus iz.

:)

I hope yoo come beh meh bloggy tamarra, iz meh GOTCHA day fur 1 years! Hurrah fur meh, tesla!

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

I think some beans are real smart at fixing broken things. This is a good idea!
~ Napoleon

The Cat Realm said...

Hahahahahah - that is funny! Great job, don't be embarrassed about this wonderful acceptance of the dare! And thank you so much for doing it!
Your Karl

Gandalf and Grayson said...

We repurpose, rebuild and reuse all sorts of stuff. Mom doesn't like to get rid of anything until she's gotten "all the goodie" out of it!

Daisy said...

Oh Kilroy, every thing you can do helps!

goldenshade said...

GReat post!!!!!!

Hahahahahaha!

I pity you. Your mom is a real pushover! Keeping all that crap. Really.

Oh, yeah... you saw our crap pile post. Pot callin' kettle black. I know, I know.

Purrs Goldie

Aoise said...

Lawnmowers eh ? Umm. Well, I haven't nefer heard of them being re-cycled but why not ? Some beans can make anyfing out of anyfing so they might end up as all sort of useful fings.

Cat-a-holic, Laila and Minchie said...

We think that is a great idea! Lots of men beans out there like to "tinker" and I'm sure one will see yours and get it purring like a kitten and give it a new paint job. So far we like yours the best!

Moki said...

Haha...recycling the lawnmowers is a great idea. There are lots of people out there who can rebuild theie engines if need be.