As for me, I have very recently journeyed into a dangerous place, the likes of which no cat has ever returned from- until now! For your viewing pleasure.... I present....
Mic check... testing... 1, 2, 1, 2. Is the camera on? We're on? Okay. Hello, this is Kilroy L. Beastie, reporting to you on site. I'm about to enter the dreaded pigpen, er, I mean, dogpen. The place from which no cat has returned.
You can see me as a small grey dot on this uncharted landscape. It may appear tranquil, but watch out! Dat's just an illusion! Here come the natives!
Hmm. As you can see, the natives are highly annoying yet surprisingly harmless.
Just to be sure, I raise a paw in warning and bat at them fiercely a few times to let them know dat I'm not a cat to be trifled with.
Here is a victory shot of myself after I fended off the savage beasts.
Once the slobberers stopped trying to play with me, I decided dat I would inspect their home.
I finally decided dat "When in Rome, do as the Romans do." Here you can see me rolling around in the soft dirt.
It really did wonders to soften and condition my fur. No wonder humans bottle this stuff!
It was even fun to pretend dat I was a wild, savage jungle cat. Purrhaps dat could be the theme for my next PlayCat photo shoot.