Macy Milestone

Hai everycat! I reached a milestone!

My beans aren't really sure what my life was like 'afore they gots me, but they know it made me a really cranky, hurt kitty. Mommy's been givin' me love therapy (and Daddy helps too) and I've been coming around.

First milestone, I stopped drawing blood whenever anyone petted me.

Second milestone, I would give mommy head-bumpies and let her kiss me without fear of retaliation.

Third milestone, I was then able to snuzzle with mommy.

And for this fourth milestone, I climbed into mommy's lap! She was so impressed!

But Kilroy got jealous. He came over and tried to snuzzle with mommy too.

So I said, "DIS IS MY MOMMA TIME!" and sat up and went WHAP WHAP WHAP with my fuzzy paws at Kilroy. He started to fight back - and momma thought she had a full-scale war about to start on her lap!

But Mr. Grey Butt ran away. Ha ha, Grey Butt, I gots momma.

And then I got all skittish, so I ran away too.

Macy's Byooty Korner

Hello everycat and welcomes to Macy's Byooty Korner! For this blogisode, we be discussing "How to Get your Beans' Attenshun."

Of course, we kitties knows that looking byootiful is a good way to get the beans' attenshuns, but there's more to it than just bein' cute!

Step 1: Be sure to grooms yourself regularly. If you be stinky, the beans will give you a BATH and that's the BAD kind of attenshun. Kilroy calls me stinky, but I prefers the term "aromatic." You see, I clean a LOT, despite what he says. If you are like me and have a lots of FLOOF, you unnerstand how much effort it takes to be byootiful!

Step 2: Posishun yourself where your beans will find you, but don't let them know that you planned it that way! When they ask things like, "Oh, Macy! What are you doing in my clothes drawer?", it's best to casually yawn and stretch as if to say, "Oh, I'm in your clothes drawer? Hmm, wonder how I got here. Oh well, you might as well gives me lufs now that I'm here!"

Step 3: Every now and then, you gotta show your beans just HOW cute you can get. The belleh is a good place to start, cuz beans just can't resist bellehs (I don't know why). *Sigh* As much as it pains me to do so, I must admits that I learned this move from Kilroy. You turn over onto your back, push your paws into the air and say, "Hey mommeh... LOOK AT MAH BELLEH!"

And then mommy becomes a mess of baby words. It's up to you to decide whether you would like to take those belleh rubs as attenshun or if you'd like to yootilize that opportunity to give the bitey to your bean's hand. I like to mix it up and keep my hooman on her toes - she never knows if I'm gonna bite or not!



Step 4: If none of that works (and your litterbox just happens to prong you in the butt), then pee everywhere. Your hoomans will definitely give you attenshun then.




On a last note, NEVER EVER let your beans be the boss. It be necessary to be firm with them because they has to be trained properly. It can take from a few weeks to a few years to break a hooman in, so remember to be gentle but firm! Mess with their minds, jump on their heads, scratch their sofas, and in no time you'll has good hooman servants to give plenties of attenshun.

Wordless Whatday?

A Poem by Macy

Hello everykitteh!

Fank you all for your input about the Craigslist post. Some love dat site and others don't like it, all for good reasons. There were many valuable points brought up in your responses.

And now, on a lighter note, Macy has written a poem for us about bugs!

"Bugs"
By Macy

Gossamer buggies
that I like to eatses
Full of more nummies
than cat food or treatses.
I puts dem in my mouf
from whence dey goes souf
down through my tummy
and into my feetses!

Some have hard & crunchy legs,
and some melt-in-your-mouth wings.
But dey all have juicy, slimy insides
and dose ALL make up my fav'rite fings!

Dey say dat buggies bite you,
but I return the favor;
on my tongue, betwixt my fangers,
bug flavor is what I savor!

So open your windows
and open your hatches!
I will enjoy every buggy
dat my curly claws catches!
From mornin' to night, dusk til dawn,
a hearty dose of buggy juise is what I'll be on!

Buggies for lunch ::clap clap:: Buggies for tea ::clap clap::
Buggies for you and buggies for me ::clap clap::

HOORAY FOR BUGGIES!
Whoo!

The Art of Paw-Fu

Fanks to everycat who wrote in to let my mommy know dat I'm not fat! You are all so nice! Now, here's something about another kitty who's fluffy and definitely NOT fat. :)

Macy likes to keep it secret dat she's a master of the ancient art of Paw-Fu. The Paw-Fu fighting stance requires you to lie on your back so that all four sharp-clawed paws are kept up and in the air at all times.

When anyone tries to touch the belleh, you must wave all four paws at them as wildly as possible and scratch anything you can!

As you can see in this photo, Mommy is very dangerously tempting Macy with a pen. Macy moves into a Paw-Fu stance instantly.

You can see dat Macy moves so fast, her photo is blurry!

In this photo, Macy has just knocked the pen into the next room, fanks to her Paw-Fu prowess. If the pen had been a squirrel or a Kilroy, that move would have been much more deadly.

Litter box in use, Gramma!

For Mothers Day, we decided to show Gramma how well we use the litterbox that she gave Mommy and us!

Here's Macy, not sure what to make of the blue crystals.
Macy: It's too bright and colorful to go to the bafroom in!

Here I am getting a Super Duper Gramma Hug. Don't worry, my eyes aren't really about to asplode. Gramma holds me in her Super Duper Gramma Hug and gives me lots of love until I decide that I've had so much love that I WILL asplode and then I wriggle until I can get away. As you can see, dis picture was not taken in the cuddle stages of the hug, this picture is from the "Okay, I'm done now!" stage.

Here I am, posing after the Super Duper Gramma Hug. Mommy can take pictures real good.

Happy Mother's Day!