Kilroy: Mommy can't resist mah belleh. Look at mah belleh!
Kilroy: Dis is what I show mommy and she's can't RESIST but to touch it. And DAT's when I give her the bitey! She's like all... "Oh Killy, your belleh looks so soft and fuzzy" and I'm like, "Dat's right woman, touch the belleh."Kilroy: And then she touches it and I SHOOT HER WIT MAH LASER BEAM EYES so that she'll go get me some tuna!
Macy: Geez Kilroy, knock it off. You don't have laser eyes. You show your belly because you're trying to sell your body for food.
Kilroy: But I even have the white poobic fur.... see? Dat makes it cuter, right?
Macy: Puh-leeze, fatso. Mom's gonna be more careful now.
Kilroy: Meanie. *sigh* I gonna chase you more tomorrow, Macy. I too depressed now.
And thus ends another episode of mommy getting suckered by the belleh - again.