Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Look at mah belleh!

Kilroy: Mommy can't resist mah belleh. Look at mah belleh!

Kilroy: Dis is what I show mommy and she's can't RESIST but to touch it. And DAT's when I give her the bitey! She's like all... "Oh Killy, your belleh looks so soft and fuzzy" and I'm like, "Dat's right woman, touch the belleh."

Kilroy: And then she touches it and I SHOOT HER WIT MAH LASER BEAM EYES so that she'll go get me some tuna!
Macy: Geez Kilroy, knock it off. You don't have laser eyes. You show your belly because you're trying to sell your body for food.
Kilroy: But....but... look at mah belleh! It so cute! Don't no one wanna give me food if I show mah belleh? Mommy, don't you wanna touch mah belleh?
Macy: Don't touch his belly mom, he just wants to bite you.

Kilroy: But I even have the white poobic fur.... see? Dat makes it cuter, right?

Macy: Puh-leeze, fatso. Mom's gonna be more careful now.

Kilroy: Meanie. *sigh* I gonna chase you more tomorrow, Macy. I too depressed now.

Mommy: Oh Killy, you look so cute!!
Kilroy: Mommy, wanna touch mah belleh?

And thus ends another episode of mommy getting suckered by the belleh - again.

26 Comments:

The Taylor CatSSSSS said...

Oh Mommy is laughing so hard! She wants to touch and kiss YOUR BELLEH! Oh, she would fall for "Look at mah belleh" everytime!

Macy, you did try to warn her... but....LOOK AT THAT BELLEH!!!

Zoolatry said...

OHMYGOSHMYGOLLY... this was the best way to start our day. With a great big huge belleh-laugh.
Thanks!

Mo said...

That is too funny!
Kilroy and Spooker could be siblings, and they both play the belleh card!
Spooker was just flashing ME her belleh!

Luv,
Not The Mama

Victor Tabbycat said...

Moooom! Don't look at Killroy's belleh, look at MINE!
Grate, now she suspects I'll bite! I mite...

Jan's Funny Farm said...

What a tease! And it works. We'd try that but Jan would never fall for it. More likely, she'd fall over it. (trip)

This is our first visit and we read back to your first blog. You're a blended family too. (cats & dogs)

The Meezers said...

oh Kilroy, our mommy now wants to touch your belleh!!!!

PB & J said...

Our Mommy thinks it would be worth getting the bitey just to give your some scritches on your Belleh!

ML said...

Hi Kilroy and Macy,
Oh, this is so cute. I love your belleh, Kilroy. All my kitties play their "belleh cards" and I fall for it everytime. Even with the prospect of the bitey looming in my close future.
This is my first visit here, the Taylor CatSSSSS discovered you, will add you to our bookmarks.
KC, a reepurrter for the CB, will post your bloggie today so everyone can have a laugh.
ML (Mary Lynn)

Parker said...

HaHaHaHaHaHa! You made my Mommy laugh out loud!!!

The Cat Realm said...

That was very funny!!! It is very nice meeting you, The Taylor Catsssss told us about you and we are very thankful for that!
If you want to get to know the cats of the Cat Blogopshere at their worst - come by our blog - we are selling some very compromising pictures of the actors of CCSI III right now, hahahahahahahahah
Karl

Cheysuli and gemini said...

You have such a lovely tummy!

HotMBC said...

Oh the bitey when messing with the belleh is fun!!!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

ME TOO! I do that very same thing! Nobody can resist my tummy, and they always get The Big Bitey. The Lady was laughing lots at your post.
Grr

jane said...

What a wonderful, velvety belleh!

I want to scrummage it, but the laser eyes are scary!

Daisy said...

"Selling your body for food" Hahahahahaha! That's a good one, Macy.

Kilroy, you do have a cute belleh!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Hi Kilyroy! *waves paw* It is very nice to meet you.

My Mummy and I laffed so hard when we read your post, you are very funny! My Mum says she would love to touch your belleh!

Sweets the Cat said...

LOL! Good times, no doubt. I hope you got some tuna. ;)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh our mom would fall fur dat "look at mah bellah" effury time. She'd also want to kiss and snorggle it...silly mommy.

The Crew said...

No disrespect intended Kilroy, but I do believe the first & last pictures would qualify for Widebody Wednesday. Since I'm the "widest" in our house, I always qualify!

Max S

Chairman Mao said...

****SNORK**** Momma is laffin her head off! She can't quit gigglin and yeah, she wants to touch yur belleh, too!! You've got such cute bellehfuzzies!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hi back, everyone! Yes, I do know I would qualify for Widebody Wednesday. ;) And Love Pouch Thursday and... you get the idea. I'm glad everyone would rub the belleh despite the biteh! ;)

Love,
THE LOVE BEASTIE

The Meowers from Missouri said...

our mom sez she'd pet the belleh efurry time! now, go give that macy cat a good chasin'!!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Kilroy and Macy, our momma's face hurts from laughing and smiling so much ... you two are so funny! It is nice to meetcha!
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Angus Mhor said...

Yep, it does it every time! The Belleh is probably the number one sucker-'em-in tool we've got..Looks like you're a master, Kilroy!

Tiger Lily said...

Hi Kilroy! You are very cute!

Ruckus tries to do that belly thing but Mom and my Daddy have learned that their hands will be bleeding if they fall for it.

Tyler said...

Very funny! I know my mom would fall for your belley. She's squealing right now about how cute it is.