So mommy had me take the Catster test that everycat was doing, and I'm... Simon Cowell!!
Mommy, what kind of answers did you put in there to come up with that???
Hard to Please
Enterprising, brassy and not afraid to meow what's on his mind, Kilroy is Idol-maker Simon Cowell!
There's no beating around the bush with Kilroy and flattery will get you nowhere. Kilroy calls it like he sees it, and stands firm on all fours behind his decisions. The cat definitely does not have Kilroy's tongue—some of his pals think he's bitter and confrontational, while others find him to be impawsibly hilarious. Kilroy's influence on those around him is remarkable, and he takes advantage of this fact and uses it wisely. Behind his no-nonsense mask, Kilroy is a perceptive sponge, taking in what he sees and hears around him, and then figuring out how to make it look, or sound, better."
Nope, I don't think mommy put in the right answers. I love to be flattered cuz I know it's all true! But mommy says I do say what's on my mind! That, and I am a very materialistic cat. When I know I own somefing, I'm very happy about it cuz mommy gave it to me and it's mine. Even if I can't use it, I still love knowing that somefing belongs to me.