(Here's a picture of daddy)
First of all, a little background: Daddy is a handyman who works lots with his hands. He's not as computer literate as me or mommy, but he's learned fast in just a few years.
(here I am, talking to Daddy about his innernet problems)
Mommy bought him a nice anti-virus program, but Daddy says that his method is better: First, when your laptop starts to act funny, you slap it shut, real fast! Second, you turn it over and rip out its battery. This makes the problem go away!
Until he turns it back on. Then it goes haywire again. He says he hasn't figured out how to fix that part yet.
EDIT: Daddy finks this post is very funny. He knows Mommy likes to tease him about the funny things he does. But he'd also like to point out that his laptop worked fine all afternoon today!