Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Daddy's Teknical Korner

Today we'll be discussing the most effective way to get a virus off your laptop, according to Daddy.

(Here's a picture of daddy)

First of all, a little background: Daddy is a handyman who works lots with his hands. He's not as computer literate as me or mommy, but he's learned fast in just a few years.

Okay, so let's first talk about how viruseses get on the laptop. Daddy says it just happens for no reason and he has no idea why his innernet program goes haywire sometimes. Tabs pop up like crazy and his screen blinks on and off.

(here I am, talking to Daddy about his innernet problems)

Mommy bought him a nice anti-virus program, but Daddy says that his method is better: First, when your laptop starts to act funny, you slap it shut, real fast! Second, you turn it over and rip out its battery. This makes the problem go away!

Until he turns it back on. Then it goes haywire again. He says he hasn't figured out how to fix that part yet.

EDIT: Daddy finks this post is very funny. He knows Mommy likes to tease him about the funny things he does. But he'd also like to point out that his laptop worked fine all afternoon today!


Angus Mhor said...

Makes sense to me...slap it's mouth shut, and then kill it! Just what a cat would do to a smart-mouth mouse, eh?

Anonymous said...

Well, we think that slapping is whapping, so we can completely agree with this method. Whapping is almost always a great idea in any situation. However, ripping out its battery seems a bit harsh. Just saying.

Daisy said...

Hahaha! That's some good advice! I think many problems can be solved by just slapping things shut.

The Meezers said...

maybe if he whaps it to the floor too that would keep it from happening when he turns it back on.

Cat-a-holic, Lilly and Laila said...

That's what we do! hahahahahaha!