My mommy loves me so much and she sometimes refers to me as her "ditch rat." Don't worry, it's an affeshunate name! She found me in a ditch by a busy road, next to a hotel because she was trying to help a friend whose car broke down right there. She says I was the only kitty there, but some construktion workers said the rest of my family was somewhere back behind the hotel.
I mewed lots and came out, and mommy tried to grab me, but I was scairt and ran back in the drainage tunnel! When I came out the second time, mewing "Somebody please help me!" she didn't miss and she got me! Then she put me in her car and took me home. She had no cat food but I was a starving little kitten, so she tore some baloney into little pieces and put it in milk. I know some peoples say that stuff's no good for kittens, but it made me VERY happy. She hasn't done it again. Why haven't you given me more baloney soup, mommy?
I'm four years old now and I've always protected my mommy! When she had boyfriends in the past, I'd let her know they weren't right for her by cannonballing onto them while they slept, annoying them with my noisy toys when they wanted quiet, and one time I even jumped on some guy's thigh and dug all my claws and all my fangers into him!! But she finally found my real daddy, and I love love love him.
I have a cat-sister named Macy. She's one year younger than me but she's twice as stinky! She gets into my litter box and makes a mess! She's very new in our house because my ginger tabby sister Hannah went to the rainbow bridge and mommy didn't want me to be lonely. Mommy loves Macy, but I chase that stinky creamsicle (she's orange, white and fluffy) around to show her who's boss!
<--This was my Hannah Bears. I know she'll come back to me someday!
And then there are the dogs. 1 year 4 mos old Leah the Australian Shepherd and 5 mos old Sadie the Golden Retriever/Rottie mix. Mommy, why'd you have to bring those stoopid things home? They just want to slobber on me and chase me around. (Don't tell mommy, but I'm secretly starting to like the doggies. I play with them a little, but I pretend that I don't like it. I don't think mommy knows that sometimes I'm just trying to get their attention, especially when I strut around in front of them.)
<--- Here's a picture of one of those stoopid dogs. Dis one's Leah. That's it for now! Mommy says she has to get back to work. I will post again soon!