Fanks to everycat who wrote in to let my mommy know dat I'm not fat! You are all so nice! Now, here's something about another kitty who's fluffy and definitely NOT fat. :)
Macy likes to keep it secret dat she's a master of the ancient art of Paw-Fu. The Paw-Fu fighting stance requires you to lie on your back so that all four sharp-clawed paws are kept up and in the air at all times.
As you can see in this photo, Mommy is very dangerously tempting Macy with a pen. Macy moves into a Paw-Fu stance instantly.
In this photo, Macy has just knocked the pen into the next room, fanks to her Paw-Fu prowess. If the pen had been a squirrel or a Kilroy, that move would have been much more deadly.